I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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