some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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