Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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