I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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