the condom got lost in my hair
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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