Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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