Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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