Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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