Kiss
Puke
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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