question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Randomize
