You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Randomize
