i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
nutella sex= disaster
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Let's paint friendship bongs
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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