that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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