The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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