O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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