McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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