I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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