Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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