Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
how does that bad decision feel?
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