We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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