awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I intend to get homeless drunk
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
50% drunk capacity currently
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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