She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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