Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
