This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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