all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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