you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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