non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize
