This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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