What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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