it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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