At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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