she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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