if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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