when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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