The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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