Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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