Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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