I am puke
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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