I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Randomize
