Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Randomize
