Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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