Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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