He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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