I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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