she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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