I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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