Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
We have so much sex to catch up on
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
