Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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