it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
