Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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