She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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